I was born in Neverland. I am attracted to monkeys. Since I am developmentally and vertically challenged, I will never grow up! I am currently being treated for Napoleon syndrome and bipolar disorder.
Location:
Neverland Ranch, CA
Interests:
I enjoy molesting monkeys, fellating myself while listening to Michael Jackson, running a forum dedicated to a defunct computer game while ironically belittling people who still play it, and reminiscing about being a respected member of a community.