Okay, who do I see to have a special AK Donation fund set up so you fine gentlemen can all chip-in and buy one of these:
http://www.oqo.com/hardware/features/topview.jpg
1GHZ CPU with 256MB RAM
20GB HD
Wireless, Bluetooth, Firewire and USB (though only 1.1)
OQO Model 01 Ultra Personal Computer