No, it's not the great kids she has borne for me.
No, it's not the cooking (trust me)
No, it's not the ....
Nope, its this - My Valentine's Day gift:
http://www.gumbopages.com/looka/images/MosBaconBar.jpg
Yes my friends. It's a bacon flavored bar of chocolate. THERE IS A GOD and he loves bacon!