For all you Eagles fans out there
I go this in an email today so I figured I would share it with all the Eagles fans out there, so I want both of you to read this please!
Ode to the Eagles...
Q: What do you call 47 guys sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
Q: Why was coach Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
