Nuts' Monday Morning Consipiracy Theory
Instead of a useless poll, I thought I would start a conspiracy theory thread. These week's hair-brained plot:
The H5N1 Avian Flu was released into the environment when Siberian research scientists, under the direct guidance of the Bush Administration, defrosted a fully preserved Mammoth. When the Mammoth was thawed, microbes that were co-frozen with the creature were released into the air and attacked birds, close decedents of dinosaurs. George Bush was well aware of what would occur and pressured the Russian Government and Putin himself to continue with further research in hopes of killing all people that live outside of Texas. Alexi Tikhonov of the Zoological Institute of St. Petersburg is said to be a contractor for Halliburton.
