Predictions?

[[AK]Sonic Boom]

It's 1:30 am here on the West coast and the polls are about to open over there. What is your prediction?

Here's mine in five words: (For the Republican Party)

Armageddon at the ballot box.

Electoral Votes:
Obama 346
McCain 192

Popular Vote:
Obama 52%
McCain 46%

Senate Seats:
Democrats 57
Republicans 43


Now my commentary:

40 percent of Americans are Democrats, whether you like it or not. Speaking as one, just because I'm a Democrat doesn't mean I'm a liberal and it has pissed me off for years to be called an unpatriotic Godless (big "G") heathen. Republicans are not "the Party of God."

There has been much gloom and doom about the evil of "one party rule." Last time I checked, Republicans ruled with supreme authority from 2000 to 2006. They had complete control of the Presidency, the Senate, the Congress, and the Supreme Court. Yet, according to most of you, somehow, none of the ills of our nation seem to be the fault of any Republican. Conveniently, the economic woes of our nation are the fault of the all-powerful Chris Dodd and the faggot congressman, Barney Frank.

Please.

I have yet to see any influential figure within the conservative movement take a sober look in the mirror and actually point a finger at themselves.

How did we get here? Is it the "liberal media" or did the Republicans just plain **** it up?

Whiny, bitching, cry-baby conservatives love to prattle on and on about the "liberal media." To be fair, except for The Wall Street Journal and FOX News (Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, John Gibson, Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, E.D. Hill, Brian Kilmeade, Brit Hume), Clear Channel, Laura Ingraham, Dr. Laura, Rush Limbaugh, Hugh Hewitt, Ann Coulter, Newsmax, G. Gordon Liddy, Michael Reagan, Michael Savage, The New York Post, Sinclair Broadcast Group (WLOS13, Fox 45, WTTO21, WB49, KGAN, WICD, WICS, WCHS, WVAH, WTAT, WSTR, WSYX, WTTE, WKEF, WRGT, KDSM, WSMH, WXLV, WURN, KVWB, KFBT, WDKY, WMSN, WVTV, WEAR, WZTV, KOTH, WYZZ, WPGH, WGME, WLFL, WRLH, WUHF, KABB, WGGB, WSYT, WTTA), David Horowitz, Rupert Murdoch, PAX, and MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, they're right.

The ever-expanding list of Republican failures has become difficult to manage, yet somehow no Republican is to blame.

Iraq
Katrina
Erosion of the middle class
Erosion of individual freedom
Warrantless spying on U.S. Citizens
Torture
"Rendition"
10 Billion a month in Iraq
Rumsfeld said Iraq would cost 60 billion. What's the number now?
Science policy run by theocrats
700 Billion dollar deficit this year alone
Complete meltdown of our financial system
Massive socialist bailout of our banking system. Also 700 BILLION and counting
Nationalization of our largest insurance company, AIG

I'm not sure where to continue, but I'm running out of steam now...

I am an August Knight and I love my country and this is a day of national transformation.

My final prediction:
Obama will win Montana. That's how bad your side has screwed it up. If I'm wrong and you come to Seattle, I'll buy you a steak dinner.

I will not resign my commission as an August Knight. If you excommunicate me, I will wear it as a badge of honor.