Obama party crashers - Oh the no!

[[AK]Clay]

We interrupt the news of the collapsing economy of the entire nation of Dubai, with something much more important:

Commoners were able to dress up and sneak into a party with the nobles!



They may be prosecuted for it: "It is unclear what the couple told officers at the checkpoint that allowed them to go through the security screening. Federal law makes it a crime to knowingly and willfully falsify statements on matters within the federal government's jurisdiction."

[Slaughter]

"Preliminary reports indicate that they did not get close to either of the Obama's, but they did speak with Joe Biden."

"Wait, this just in! They did meet Barack Obama!"

"We'll have more on this story as it unfolds, tonight at 11."

The absurdity of all of this would've been magnified 100x if something major were to have happened and they martyred another young Democratic President.