Come one! Come all! Bribo's Slime Menagerie is now open! View the terrible slime in all their slimy grandeur! Wives stay close to your husbands! Children keep your hands back! No petting of the slimes! They have a mean streak a mile wide!

I've sealed off my slime chamber with a door and put in a glass ceiling for easy viewing of the little critters. Squid came over for a visit and soon learned that the slimes are a pain in the ass. They bump and buffet you and you can't hardly move. But they are fun little guys to watch.

To find my place find Squidly's giant chicken. From the chicken look for a sailing ship (the S.S. Cialis). Up the hillside from the sailing ship you'll see Castle Bribo. Then mines are deep under the castle and in the most bottom layer live the slimes.