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  1. 02-10-2003, 03:27 PM #1
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    For all you Eagles fans out there

    I go this in an email today so I figured I would share it with all the Eagles fans out there, so I want both of you to read this please!

    Ode to the Eagles...


    Q: What do you call 47 guys sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

    Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

    Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
    A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

    Q: Why was coach Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

    Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10?
    A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

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  2. 02-10-2003, 03:54 PM #2
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    Doesn't phase me.

    On an average year, most Eagles fans think they suck anyway.
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  3. 02-10-2003, 09:09 PM #3
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    most of those are used for every team.. *ahem* Bengals *ahem*\

    ie. Why doesn't Columbus have a NFL team? Because then Cincinnati would want one.
    lol, <3

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  4. 02-11-2003, 03:01 AM #4
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    EAGLES SUCK!!!!!
    I hate the Eagles!!!
    Bunch of stinkin losers!!!!!

    Where is that Seahawks page at??????
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    I got that same email from a coworker the other week. After reading it, I went over to my coworker's cubicle, threw some D cell batteries at his head and proceeded to beat him mercilessly. When the paramedics came to take him to the hospital, the other Eagles fans and I cheered.
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    Were both of you cheering for the paramedics, the injury to your co-worker or just happy to have anything to cheer about?

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    Stinkin' Eagles!!!!
    They screw up anyone's wet dream!!!!
    They were expected to win, and they came into the very last game at the Vet and blew it!!!!

    Mark my words as long as Reid and McNabb are on the same team they will never go all the way!!!
    THEY SUCK!!!

    What?!?!? Me bitter??? nahhhhhhhhhhh.....
    That's right just give me back Ray Rhodes, at least I know we won't get to the NFC Championship and look like freshmen playing Varsity......

    Go Seahawks!!!!!
    At least Holmgren has a clue.... Reid only thinks he has a clue, Arrogant SOB....
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  9. 02-12-2003, 05:47 AM #9
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    Yep. The Seahawks are a house of fire. All my fantasy players will be Seahawks next year.
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    Originally posted by [AK]Hale
    Yep. The Seahawks are a house of fire. All my fantasy players will be Seahawks next year.
    That would be wise considering the way the Hawks finished the season and the weak schedule they'll face next year.
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    Originally posted by [AK]Squidly
    That would be wise considering the way the Hawks finished the season and the weak schedule they'll face next year.
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    Only Holmgren knows.
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    I am really likin' your sig files Squidly and Gunny!!!!
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