Happy Valentine's Day

[[AK]Bribo]

Don't forget to remember that significant other today. <3

[[AK]Squidly]

Bah, fake holiday manufactured by the Greeting Card Industry.

BAH!

[[AK]Faxman]

It's a total shakedown. My girlfriend and I were arguing about Valentines day gifts last night. We also argued over whether plastic bags and duct tape would actually protect anyone in a poison gas attack. I won both arguments, but only at the sacrifice of sex. In the end, I still won't get snookered into buying Valentines gifts or copious amounts of plastic and duct tape. I figured in case I marry her, I don't want to set a dangerous precedent by buying expensive jewelry every Valentines day, and sheets of plastic and duct tape for every poison gas attack that comes along.

Shakedown. Total shakedown.

[[AK]Bribo]

You should make the rolls of plastic sheeting and duct tape her Valentine's gift. Add a large can of Crisco and a pair of rubber gloves and now your talking REAL romance.

[Slaughter]

*doesn't want to know what the crisco and rubber gloves are for*

[[AK]StitchJones]

If you saw Fight Club then you saw the scene where brad bitt had the elbow length rubber gloves..... Fill in rest of needed info.


I spent 40$ on my wife. She spent 200$ on me! I got her number, guess it's good to have nice big long...... Fu Man Chu

[the wolffman]

i bought my girlfriend this bracelet.

[[AK]Bribo]

I bought my wife this necklace:



Woof!

[[AK]Squidly]

I picked up this little number for Bribo

[[AK]Rocks]

You guys are too funny. Bribo really got a classic there. Anyway, I'm surprised that there weren;t any Micheal Jackson Cards to help spread the Love.
Come on Squid. Your the MJ fan!