I know the Seahawks are doing good this year but I found this funny none the less. You can insert any team you wish, but this is how I found it.


Today is career day, so the teacher asks everyone what their fathers did for a living.

Finally, it was Johnny's turn.

When asked what his dad did for a living:

Johnny: "My dad is a male stripper at a gay night club. When things get real good is when he makes love to other men for big-time money."

Shocked and speechless, the teacher makes the other children color and takes Johnny out into the hall.

Teacher: "Does you dad really do that for a living?"

Johnny: "No, not really. He's actually a Seattle Seahawks football player but I'm too embarrased to tell anyone".