What you and your wife can do to combat terrorism.

[Widowmaker]

A friend of mine sent this to me. In it he said "I'm not sure if this is a hoax or not, but I'll be on my lawn this sunday."

I agree, I, too shall do my part to combat terrorism in my neighborhood. Got my lawn chair ready.

Nationwide Community Service Project.........

Mark Your Calendar

We all know that it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.

God bless America!

Disclaimer: I think I saw this joke back during the Afghan conflict but not sure. He just sent it to me and I think this is an activity everyone can get involved with. Me? Well I'll probably just take my lawn chair to the nearest university distict sorority house (like I don't already have a favorite spot there?).

[[AK]The Beast]

It's funny...I was just reading the...ahem...exposure...of this urban legend over at Snopes the other day. Funny stuff, though.