Look I am not proud so I will tell the whole story.

My other neighbor runs the bar where I was the other night. He came over and told me the whole story. So it seems that I was drunk enough that after the machine failed, I made up my own words to a song that was pretty unintelligable by most of the people there. So after I noticed the preplexing look on peoples faces. I broke out the "Spank my xxx" song. So I was on the stage spanking my xxx and singing. Then after the song got people motivated I then stuck the mic between my xxx and clenched up and xxxxed into the mic, that is when I went into the rude stand up where I was the only black man in a redneck bar and just about insulted everyone and eveything.

AND PULLED IT OFF.

Zack (my neighbor who runs the bar) said that after I was done he had this look on his face of

"What in the X$*# just happened here?".

All I know is that I got a standing ovation from the crowd and I had about 50 bucks worth of drinks bought for me.

Ain't life grand.