Here in Seattle we have the Folklife Festival every spring over by the Space Needle. It's one of the three big festivals each year there. I call it the Granola Festival because it's nothing but thousands of tie-dyed hippie chicks twirling in circles and doing wierd things with their hands while dreaming about a new pair of Birkenstocks.

Anyway, there's a greasy spoon restaraunt across the street where I regularly go for rocket fuel and breakfast. Each year during Folklife, they run this lunch special:

Veggie burger with bacon, cheese and mayo. $4.00

Without the bacon, cheese and mayo it's $8.00...