You might be an asshat...

[The Purchaser]

As per BFVN session of Fri May 7


If you find yourself flying a helicopter and the ocean is ABOVE you...you might be an asshat

If, for some reason, you keep getting TK'd everytime you jump in front of a team member to steal his/her kill...you might be an asshat

If I kill you, and you leave me an EMPTY "60"...you are DEFINATELY an asshat!!

[[AK]Kidd]

If your team is up by 4 players and you type "TEAMS" in the comms...

If you switch to the winning team upon loss of all flags...

If your team has no spawns, and you continue to snipe...



And for the record, Stich almost always reloads his m60 for me. Love ya man

[[AK]StitchJones]

Originally posted by [AK?]Kidd
And for the record, Stich almost always reloads his m60 for me.

In the face of certain death, you must always hand over a loaded weapon to the person that will best use it going forward. Friend or Foe. Cheers and 100rounds to ya Kidd!

[Richie]

If you take an airplane/helicopter, die, respawn, run back to the vehicle spawn and stand there, taking helicopter after helicopter while not letting others get the chance to pilot.


Getting too possessive and greedy of an aircraft, that, when others run towards the aircraft to pilot it, you run behind them and blow it up with a weapon so they can't use it.


If you foolishly attempt to pilot a helicopter when you completely suck at it. Allow us more experianced pilots fly the damn things so we could win the stupid war.


When you totally ignore a request for a pick-up from a fellow player.


When you frequently use an M60 or RPD and brag over your "skillz".

[[AK]DiscoStu]

When you see a jeep coming straight for you and you don't move.

If you place the tunnel spawn on the side of a mountain so when everyone spawns they imediately fall to their death.



AND FINALLY.....

You might be an asshat if your name is The Purchaser.


p.s. I finally thought of the comeback

[The Purchaser]

You might be an asshat if....


You are found doing deep knee bends in a corner.

You need a trackball mouse to do yer killin' (you know who you are!! LOL)

You were born in the 80s...definately asshat material there!!!

[Mrs.Dbol]

......... Trackball not MY idea