Only in middle school...

[[AK]Nuts]

Have any of you thought that perhaps that this is actually a boy with a unique cultural based, chair-wearing tradition? I'm sure that this child's ancient family custom of wearing chairs is now seen as a violation of the Patriot Act and what is photographed is nothing more than the strong-armed tactics of the government trampling the rights of the individual to use, wear and mayhaps, if I dare say, worship chairs in all their natural glory. You can clearly see that like our fore-fathers, they have tempted the boy with a sweet candy; like baubles and trinkets given to the American Indians. The temptation, probably paid for by our tax dollars, is used to bribe the innocent chair-worshippers into giving up their personal freedoms and religion. I'm outraged and vow to start a protest rally in San Francisco. We will march on the UN. We will march in your city. We will march on your streets! We will prevail. No chairs, No peace!

-nuts