Oh Baby

[Slaughter]

And my latest ex just came off her junior year of high school.. granted I dated her when I was a senior and she was a freshman.. then that summer (when she was going into her sophmore year) we broke up. That girl had my heart.. she broke it. I don't blame her though, I was a boy and only wanted one thing.. as her mother put it. I would still be dating her today if it wasn't for her mother.. I know that for a fact.

Frankly I don't believe theres anything wrong with it. Age is a number, a number that so many people are infatuated by living by that its almost sickening.

My parents had me when my dad was 37, and my mom was 27.. that means when he was graduating from high school that she was only in 2nd or 3rd grade. I've grown up around that.. so to me a matter of 4 years in age is nothing.

[[AK]Choozoo]

I think you might want to look up your local statuatory rape laws. just a suggestion though.

[Slaughter]

Consent is at 16 if you have the permission of the minors parent.

18 otherwise.

I know them.. but its not like I'm gonna have sex with Hilary Duff any time soon so it doesn't matter. I have a girlfriend that is 20 in October, it doesn't much matter at all.

[[AK]Hylander]

That picture of Hillary Duff looks alot like Jenna Jameson... not that I've seen "alot" of Jenna Jameson or anything.

[[AK]Choozoo]

ok, back to the point.

1 -- girly pix in sigs -- not good for work.
2 -- apparently #1 is funny somehow.

I turned off the sigs, but yet it's still some sort of joke? Where's the respect?

Remember, I wasn't alone, I'm just the only one speaking for some reason.

[[AK]Gunny Highway]

I remember Squid telling me to mark something NSFW, why if you don't care about the morality police

[[AK]Palooka]

This is a family forum, and every reasonable effort to keep it clean and wholesome should be made.

[[AK]Squidly]

I remember Squid telling me to mark something NSFW, why if you don't care about the morality police

Who said I didn't?

My attempt at satire was abundently SFW. Probably too safe for work.