Jacques Chirac
Republican - George Bush
Democract - John Kerry
Libertarian - Micahel J. Badnarik
Native American - Jacques Yves 'Chief Jack' Boulerice
Socialist - Walter F. 'Walt' Brown
Green Party - David Keith Cobb
Communist - Oh wait... that's John Kerry too.
Veterna's Industrial - Earnest Lee Easton
American Tradition - Max Englerius
Party X - Darren Eugene Karr
Jacques Chirac
C'mon guys... did you even look at the Anti-Hypocrisy Party candidate - Temperance Alesha Lance-Council?
Now there's a future president!