Day 4 and counting...

I don't ever remember being in this much damn pain from being sick before. Chest feels like a semi is parked on it and my throat feels like a cheese grader from the coughing. I won't even go into the rampant cycles of hot/cold/sweat.

Yesterday I woke up and thought someone surgically inserted 40lbs of mystery meat in my abdomen. I tried to make it to the bathroom but I was so nauseous I lost consciousness for a few seconds and fell and hit my head on the stair banister. I have a huge knot on the left side of my forehead.

Must be that mutated strain called Flu of Agoy......