I don't know which techno Gods I pissed off, but they sure have spit in my eye.

First my satellite dish flames out just before I'm gonna watch football, then 1942 stops working for Internet play, so I decide to try and watch a movie instead and then the bulb burns out on my projector ($450 for a new bulb!), so I decide to play 1942 in single player mode and then the "W" key stops working on my keyboard...

Sheesh. Guess I'll go read a book.