So I was listening to "Imus" on the radio a few days ago, and they had an audio clip on from the Today show (I think). Matt Lauer (I believe) was interviewing some WWII vet (I'll refer to him as Mr. Smith, because I can't remember the name) who had been part of the D-Day landing. This is paraphrased:

ML: So here we are today on the anniversary of the allied landing at Normandie. With me is a gentleman who was part of that landing, Mr. Smith. Hello, Mr. Smith.

WWII Vet: Hello.

ML: So you were here all those years ago...

WWII Vet: Yep. In fact today is also my birthday. I'm 82 years old.

ML: Or as we like to say, 82 years young...

WWII Vet, after a brief pause: Up your ass...

I nearly fell down when I heard this exchange... though his voice was creaky, the derision in the vet's voice was so obvious it was downright hilarious.

I'm not sure that it was Matt Lauer or the Today show...but it was one of those shows and morning anchors.