Today is a milestone for the August Knights. Never in our ten year history has a woman served in the knighthood, but two women have now joined our prestigious ranks. May [AK]Beaker and [AK]Swae serve the August Knights with dedication, distinction, and feminine sensibility for years to come.

Please give them a well-earned round of applause!

Incidentally, you will find your uniforms (plaid skirt and white blouse) in the ladies' dressing room, otherwise known as Squidly's office. Thank you.