It's called a kilt, and it makes my calves look *dead sexy* baby.

Remember - the Lan Party runs far later than whatever obligation you have going on at home, and I'm bringing an extra PC as well as a keyboard and mouse. I'm assuming we'll be able to scrounge an LCD Monitor there from the estimable Mister "F & B."

All you have to do is haul your carcass over to the party. I imagine we could even find a beer or two for you.