I, the honoroble (honourable for our northern members) Choozoo of the August Knights, hereafter known as "AK", do hereby, and solemnly invoke article 1 of Goodwin's Law of Usenet.
Through my superior sense of extra sensory perception, I predict that within 5 posts, Goodwin's Law will unfortunately become reality.
I hereby declare this thread null, and respectfully ask that it be ignored.
Thank you for your cooperation.
**EDIT**
Please excuse me as I've been drinking.